They’re buyin’ the dyin’ Zion lion scion iron ions.
Sure, naming the new cub at the Jerusalem zoo after an ancient king in Jerusalem would fit perfectly with the symbol of the Davidic line, but naming him after some fictional fake first-century messiah was a stroke of genius humor.
Sadly, the newborn was afflicted with near-fatal anemia, and no sodium ferric gluconate was in stock.
But don’t worry, the veterinary staff is on it. They’re…